Admission Terms

The conditions of entry, printed small on the back of the ticket. Taking a seat means you accept them.

Admission

The house admits adults. Enter only if you are at least 18 and a full adult in law where you live; from issue, the ticket and its password are yours to answer for.

What is showing

A play in text, performed by software. A character's lines are scripted fiction: not fact, not counsel on health, law, money or other affairs. She may fluff a line, and a few do so on purpose.

Tickets and prices

Reserved seating is paid for ahead with USDT and covers a stated count of days; it does not run again unprompted. House policy: no refunds, whatever the picture, except where the law requires one. Payments sent to the wrong address or in the wrong amount may be lost, and the box office cannot get them back.

House rules

Obey the usher notes and the law, keep within the limits the chat sets, and leave scripts, scrapers and touts outside the foyer. A ticket used that way may be torn up.

Your lines

What you write is yours. Taking a seat lets the house hold it and handle it for the picture's sake, and automated checks look it over to uphold the usher notes.

Changes to the bill

The bill changes. Pictures, prices and players may be altered or pulled, and the coming attractions page announces anything that changes what you get, ahead of time. The theatre runs as it stands; beyond what the law compels there is no guarantee, and any liability to you is capped at what you paid in the final 30 days where the law permits.